Hi! Quick reminder! All entries for the 2birds1blog Merch Store Competition are due TONIGHT at 11:00pm EST, NO EXCEPTIONS! Please don't be the guy who sends me your story at 12:24 and asks me to take it even though it's late. Because then I have to be the guy who hikes up her bifocals, wags her finger in the air and emails you back all, "NOW WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE!—WEBSTER'S DICTIONARY DEFINES 'RULES' AS..." And then you'll go to happy hour and tell your friends about how we've been emailing and it turns out I'm a real asshole and I'll go to happy hour with my friends and vent about how you turned me into a real asshole and it'll be like a really unfortunate version of the "Tell Me More" musical number from Grease. And it's stressing me out just thinking about it. So let's not do it, OK? OK. Good. That being said, keep the stories coming, because they are solid gold.meg@2birds1blog.com! And because I stayed up late last night watching Cedric the Entertainer stand-up clips on youtube instead of writing (which happens more than you'd think...) and I have to work on the store some more this afternoon before I go to actual work, I leave you with the best sexual misadventure of them all:
I disagree, turtle rapes shoe never gets any less funny. I was having a shitty day and all I had to do was press play and that fucking turtle made me laugh.
Both Anons: grow some teats and pick out a name for yourselves. When you act like assholes behind your anonymous internet curtain, people imagine that you look like this:
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MRS OWENS! MRS OWENS! YOU FORGOT TO GIVE US OUR HW ASSIGNMENT OVER THE WKND! AND CHECK OUR IDS! AND TOMMY PICKED HIS NOSE!
bye <3
Please tell me you're doing a recrap on this season of the Bachelorette?! So many douchebags, you would have a field day! Please Please Please!
Sorr about the bag - sorr about the bag - insert turtle rape video - does not a satisfactory blog post make.
I disagree, turtle rapes shoe never gets any less funny. I was having a shitty day and all I had to do was press play and that fucking turtle made me laugh.
Ew. I am thoroughly disturbed by the sound that poor turtle is making. Thanks meg.
LW, I'mma poop in your shoe.
veto
I was waiting for ur blog...though the video is funny, it doesn't make up for the blog!!
merch store is up yayyyyyyyyyyyy!!
Anon #1: go kick rocks
Anon #2: go suck eggs
Both Anons: grow some teats and pick out a name for yourselves. When you act like assholes behind your anonymous internet curtain, people imagine that you look like this:
and it is NOT cute.
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