Happy President's Day!

Let's play a little game called, "How Well Do You Know Meg McBlogger?!"

Question 1: What do I love more than tacky animated gifs?
Answer? President's Day.


Question 2: Who is my favorite president?
Answer? 14th President of the United States, Franklin Pierce.


Question 3: Why is he my favorite president?
Answer? He had a faux hawk and a sword:



Question 4: Anyone with a faux hawk and a sword can __________?
Answer? Put it in me.


Question 5: By "it," what do I mean?
Answer? Not his sword.


Question 6: How did I spend my Valentine's Day?
Answer? Overeating take-out from The Cheesecake Factory, snuggling with the old Facebook ball and chain a.k.a. Talia, and watching The Time Traveler's Wife.


Question 7: What activity would have yielded the same result as watching that movie?
Answer? Beating myself in the heart with barbed wire.


Question 8: That being said, Eric Bana + sword ÷ faux hawk = what?
Answer? Lady Boner.


Question 9: Do I have today off of work?
Answer? Ummm...that's unclear at this point.


Question 10: Should I clear that up?
Answer? No, not necessarily.


Question 11: Why not?
Answer? Because clearing that up could result in me concretely knowing I have to go to work.


Question 12: Which would cockblock what activity that I'll be doing today?
Answer? Wedding dress shopping with Becca.


Question 13: For my wedding, or hers?
Answer? Uh, hi. Hers. The most meaningful relationship I have right now with someone from the opposite sex is with Bob Costas and his tantalizing sports announcing skills.


Question 14: That's sad.
Answer? I know.


Question 15: Do you think they'll have champagne at the bridal appointments?
Answer? I certainly hope so.


Question 16: What time do I have to be at Chevy Chase Bridal this morning?
Answer? 11am.


Question 17: Are those "my hours?"
Answer? No.


Question 18: Did my sister send me a text message specifically asking me not to be late?
Answer? Yes.


Question 19: Did I find that text message patronizing?
Answer? Yes.


Question 20: Do I blame her for sending it?
Answer? Sigh...No.


Question 21: What is my apartment like right now?
Answer? Freezing cold.


Question 22: How would I normally resolve this problem?
Answer? By calling Alex and whining until he either comes over and turns on the heat for me OR verbally amps me up like a hype man until I get up and do it myself.


Question 23: Why can't I do that right now?
Answer? Because he's in Mexico.


Question 24: With or without me?
Answer? Without.


Question 25: Which makes him _____.
Answer? GAY.


Question 26: Given that uncalled for last answer, I'm clearly just ______.
Answer? ...Jealous.


Question 27: What did Alex do President's Day before last?
Answer? He came to visit me in Brooklyn and got a vicious case of food poisoning when I got us lost in Sunset Park and hired a town car to take us to the nearest Burger King.


Question 28: When he finally started to feel a little better on Sunday, what did he order when Co-Blogger Chris and I took him out to lunch?
Answer? Ahi Tuna.


Question 29: What kind of a decision was that?
Answer? A unique one.


Question 30: More unique than hiring a town car to whisk you out of the ghetto and to the nearest Burger King?
Answer? I'd say so.


Question 31: So in summary, what does President's Day always make me think of?
Answer? Swords, faux hawks, hamburgers and Alex writhing around a futon in his boxers.


Question 32: Which makes it what?
Answer? The BEST. HOLIDAY. EVER.