So, as per usual, I'm sick. I called out of work yesterday and spent the majority of the day in bed snuggling a box of Mucinex and a bottle of Gatorade. (Clairitin D < Mucinex, by the way. Hardcore.) Boss #1 gave me attitude when I called out (which is infuriating, given last week's shenanigans) so I decided I better man-up and come in today. Boss #2 called this morning to make sure I was feeling better (read: to make sure I actually showed up) and I was irritated until she told me the most glorious news:
MARK THE BIG GAY CO-WORKER GOT FIRED YESTERDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Replace Carleton with me, and the Bank's living room with my office and you pretty much have a scarily accurate depiction of what I've been doing all morning:
Although I'm pretty sure he got fired for bailing on a bunch of important meetings, I'd like to think my midnight drunken gossip session with Boss #1 about what a giant turd he was played a major part in the firing as well. And my mom said my negative attitude wouldn't get me anywhere...
Welp! Off to plan a last minute lunch and happy hour for Boss #1 while trying not to snarffle all over everything. God I'm attractive. Hearty posts for the rest of the week, I totes swearz it.
9.15.2009
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I'm happy for you but that wasn't nearly as satisfying as I expected (that's what she said).
Congrats!!! This is a big day for you!
Yes well, sometimes my pesky real person job has to take priority. I know, it irritates me too.
oh it must have been a day for firing because this worthless co-worker of mine got fired yesterday too!!
I hope that wasn't snark. I just think my BFF blogger has the best tags I've ever seen on a blog ever. PS, I totally feel you on the pesky real life job thing. Ugh.
I did a similar dance two weeks ago when my Geico insurance adjuster called and told me I found 0% at fault for an accident I was in last month.
...but it was more like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGtWssdauME
Meg congrats :D
Hello
I found your blog on the bloggers award site.
I have been enjoying it very much and I have to say the comments are as funny as the blog somedays!
TY to Sara for showing that youtube happy dance moment! That was too freakin funny!
Anyways Great blog!
Thank you! & I agree, my readers' comments are pretty much part of the fun of reading. At least they're mom mom's favorite part...which is sort of insulting to me, but still! Yay readers! <3
Ohh, pssh, whatevs. Diane loves us and we love her.
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