Having just come from half-price martini night (although I forgot my license and our heavily botoxed waitress wouldn't let me cross-my-heart-and-hope-to-die that I'm over 21,) where we were talking about JDates, we decided to go back to my apartment and parooze the site. This naturally turned into a fun game of "Why would you choose that as your profile pic?" until Anna found a guy she thought was genuinely hot. I thought she was joking. A few mutual "YOU'RE CRAZY!"s were thrown around and I was told to find a guy I thought was hotter. I did. There was a disagreement, which led to an argument, which led to some name-calling...punches were thrown...not by all of us...my arm still hurts....
So here's the deal! We're going to put up both J-Stud's user pics along with their "About Me" sections and then you decide which one is hotter. I'm not going to divulge which guy was my pick and which was Anna's to eliminate any bias, but I'll tell you tomorrow, along with posting the results. Loser has to buy the winner a drink and actually email her guy. (Originally Anna proposed that the loser has to run somewhere naked but a.) I don't run and b.) I know that was just an excuse for Anna to run somewhere naked and she'll probably do it win or lose.)
Now people I took (and did not do well in) AP Psych. I know that for a proper polling of the general population we need a large sample size, so please take a second and comment with your vote! You don't need to say anything clever or use a user name, in this case I'm 100% fine with anonymous comments. Just tell me, J-Stud #1 or J-Stud #2? It'll take less than a minute and I might get a free drink out of it (and you might get to see Anna naked. But haven't we all?) Deal? Deal!
J-Stud #1
"I am quite into travel these days and music has always been a main interest. I enjoy humor most of all and have been able to keep people smiling all my life thus far. The ocean is the coolest thing ever. I play guitar every day. I love photography and media/ production work both of which i have been lucky to do professionally. I surf whenever i can find a beach with waves."
J-Stud #2
"My personality is pretty bland. Most people don't remember my name, including relatives. I'm usually covered in pet hair. I'm ambidextrous but not double jointed. I usually laugh at my own jokes sometimes even moreso when my audience does not get it/appreciate it (THAT INCLUDES YOU MOM!!!). I like to sculpt, but I don't like sculptures. Occasionally I have a good idea...but only occasionally and I usually forget it before I write it down.I don't have patience for dating shenanigans of any kind which is why I am only looking for friends to hang out with. It could be in a group or just the two of us. We don't even need to technically be seen together. We can sit at separate tables or stand a certain distance apart so that we can hear each other but not appear to be associated with each other. I learned that from outings with the fam.For those interested in a reliable friend to hang out with (movie, coffee, concert, whatever)...I can offer a mediocre sense of humor and an ability to speak in depth on virtually any subject including literature, politics, science and math (as advanced as you want to get), culture, bs or at least a willingness to learn and curiosity to listen."
IT'S ON!
IT'S ON!
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Are you joking? JStud #1 for sure.
#2. witty sarcasm > bad grammar and surfing lifestyle
i'm torn. but if i was basing this purely on animalistic attractiveness, i'd pounce on #1's no-nos first. then #2. then maybe back to #1 until i decided he was a douche, and then officially date #2.
although, i find it somewhat creepy that #2 posted a photo with KITTENS ON HIS LAP....
I was originally going to put JStud #1 but after reading JStud #2's bio I think I would rather hang out with him. You run the risk of JStud #1 being one of those surfer hippy guys that only wants to talk about yoga and vegan footwear.
#2
UM wtf. 1 obviously. I should get 5votes since i met my future husband on this site (yeah yeah yeah I know) Number 2 not only is less hot but starts his paragraph with People say Im bland and dont remember my name! UM I too, want to forget you sir. You sound super exciting. Thanks.
Jstud #1 fo sho! Although not THAT attractive he sounds pretty bad a....and ill have to agree with saramarie about #2...the kitten is uber creepy...and you can also see how badly his place is decorated in the background of the photo...would make a great friend not lover.
all the way bay with numero uno ;)
Genius! profile 2 is hysterical. although he looks balding. actually they both do, 1 is cuter, but in an i think i'm cool way, and saying the "ocean is cool" makes you ugly. so my vote is for 2.
I go with JStud #1....#2 is like trying to hard to be witty/clever/funny
i'm torn but ultimately i decided to go with JStud #1
#1
it just occured tome that "My personality is pretty bland. Most people don't remember my name, including relatives. I'm usually covered in pet hair." was sarcasim, just not done well....he is less gross now...and I understand he looks short but is over 6 feet....number 1 is why i was single for so loing, dating guys that are like this....not good, they always screw you in the end. and not in a good screw way
Ok, I too am torn. #1 by first glance...but his about me bores me. #2 is unconventionally cute and is witty which is the true way to my heart. Being witty makes any guy way hotter in my book.
#2 would win hands down.
Jstud #2 - all the way!! although i hate to say it but i bet it took him 2 hours to come up with his profile... witty but laid back...
#1 is cuter - physical appearance only - but #2 wins with the about me.
#2!
Tough call.
Contestant #1 definitely has the "i'd fuck you in half and you'd love every eye twitching moment of it" thing going on. Then I read his self analysis and the syntax and word choice almost makes me want to extinguish lit cigarettes with my anus.
Contestant #2 clearly has the more interesting personality and sense of humor based on his prose. His looks are more likely to make me want to break out a game of RISK then video tape ourselves having scandelous interwebs sex though. And his shirt looks like it had gastric bypass surgery with all those mysterious tummy rolls. Minus points for not having the fortitude to pull your shirt down and toss the anime lookin kitty off your lap.
#1 wins. Barely.
J-Stud #1...#2 is a certified douche.
I think #2 is cute in a meet-my-mother type of way. And his witty About Me makes me want to know if he's as endearing in person.
#2. no doubt about it.
JStud #1...number 2 is gay and in denial..."no dating shenanigans"?...hrm.
both of these guys are db's. #1's real name might actually be Nick Generic. i'm deep, but also fun- see how my smile is non-threatening? nice hat. #2's "wit" (angle) is typical. even the cat is yawning. #2 gets the nod, because the cat is yawning.
#2 no doubt -- #2 might be trying too hard, but at least he speaks in complete sentences and is self-aware. May be boring but stepping out in front of it takes the edge off.
While JStud #2's profile is mildly amusing...he's not as physically attractive and he loses points for having a cat in his lap. I'm not a big cat fan.
JStud #1... kept it short and sweet which I appreciate. Anyone who can pull of a hat and not look like a total douche bag who's trying too hard wins.
My vote goes to JStud #1.
#1
Well, as a dude who is not into dudes, I'm not sure that my vote is worth very much... but i have to say i'm disappointed in the choices...
#1, while maybe more physically attractive, would probably want to show you songs he wrote on his guitar all the time. Which might sound nice at first glance, but his songs would probably all be about surfing and/or hats and/or his uncanny resemblance to what would happen if Woody Harrelson and Matthew McConaughey had a lovechild somehow. And you'd have to sit there in silence for 7 minutes (his songs would surely include a bitchin' 3 minute guitar solo) and then give an Oscar worthy performance about how great it was and how you've never heard a song that successfully rhymed every line with the word "ocean" before.
#2, while maybe witty at first, would probably get super annoying after the first couple dates. He seems like the kind of guy who thinks of himself as really witty... But a person who is TRYING to be witty starts to become more sad and totally-not-funny than anything after a while. After a few dates, when he started feeling comfortable around you, he'd probably insult you somehow in some startling way... in the name of being "funny." It would start as a joke at first, but it would progress to super not cool levels as you realized that he's starved for self esteem and you started to put some distance between the two of you. For some reason, I see "Potential Obsessive Stalker" written all over him. And his cat.
So my vote? Um. I guess #1, but only because he seems less likely to go nuts and follow you to and from work, show up unannounced at your apartment, and carve your name into his arm if things don't work out between the two of you.
i'm gonna have to go with #1, i hate my men covered in pet hair
JStud #1. Without a question.
#1. #2's lack of self-esteem is a quality that can't be ignored.
JStud #1 gets my vote...
JStud #2 seems like a huge tool...
Honestly, can i vote for neither?
J Stud #2.
If for no other reason than #1 being a tool. "oh the ocean is so cool, im deep." "well you must be deep to be full of as much shit as you are."
Plus #2 is super cute.
seriously? #1: "the ocean is the coolest thing ever"? and #2 has a shout out to his moms in his profile? because i am as shallow as a kiddie pool, i'd pick #1. but he can't talk. ever. and we'd have to do something about his non-existent eyebrows.
Hmmm, well neither of them are studs in my opinion.
I think #1 is bald or at least receding under that hat. Why else would a "hot surfer/guitar player dude" use a photograph that showcases neither his rippling sun-kissed abs nor his sweet guitar?
As for #2, well I happen to like cats, and the yawning bit was cute. Then, when I took a closer look I realized there were 2 cats in his lap. Either he lives with his parents and their cat just had a litter or has a strange obsession with kittens (I mean, I love 'em and all but one is enough).
That being said, I am a sucker for the funny. Since #2 was at least TRYING to be funny, he has my vote. And my heart. Well, at least my vote.
Putting aside the fact that most bios on any dating site are vague and banal, I think I would rather shoot myself than go anywhere with JStud #1. Here's how I imagine a conversation with him to go:
Me: So… where do you live?
Stud #1:Well, I only really feel at home in water. I think it’s some innate ability of mine to communicate through our evolutionary history. We came from water and water is just a part of us, you know?
Me:…
Stud #1: Oh look at that flower. The way it’s the only daisy in a field of daffodils really says something. I should take that picture. Don’t you think it really explains the way we all see life?
Me:…
Stud #1: I can tell by your silence that I am really making you think about things you’ve probably never thought of before. Don’t worry, I have that effect on people. Sometimes I think I’m just on another level than the rest of the world. It makes finding a relationship difficult, but I’m really looking for someone who can see the inner linings of things and be contented.
Me:…
Stud #1: I guess that’s why I’m really into meditation. I can communicate with the deepest level of my subconscious and it helps me become a more enlightened individual. It helps me see when other peoples shakra’s are out of sync and I can adjust myself accordingly. It means I can make people feel relaxed just by adjusting my body language and my biorhythms.
Me:….
Stud #1: You know what? You look like you could use some music. I first thought of this song while I was deep in meditation. It’s soothing like my spirit animal; the lemur. :proceeds to play song involving only 3 chords so that he can maintain eye contact:
Me: :Dead:
Conversation with Stud #2:
Stud #2: There are kittens in my lap… want to touch them?
That being said… Stud #2 is my vote. Stud #1 is a tool.
#1..... #2 is more than likely a serial killer. offering to meet without actaully been seen... sitting in seperate booths? thats not wit... thats creepy!
#2 definitely. Funny always wins
#1
#1
if the choice was for one night only, then numero one. if i had to spend the rest of my life with one of these dudes, than seppuku it is.
I have to go with #1
#2 all the way, for all the reasons cited by Danielle F.
#2 - i loathe dudes that wear lame hats.
besides #2 clearly has some personality as opposed to just sitting on the non-existent DC beach (Rock Creek park anyone? maybe the national mall??) playing 90's DMB songs on his guitar. poorly.
#2 all the way!!
Based PURELY on looks: JStud #1
BTW, for those of us who know Anna and Meg, these choices are dead giveaways for you both. Well done ladies.
Seriously, its just a matter of time before someone says, "Dude, Thats my friend Josh" or some other stereotypical jewish name.,....
#2 has a boring slash unfunny sense of humor and the shout out to his mom was just too much for me to handle.
my pick is #1...reluctantly.
#1
Based PURELY on looks: JStud#1
He does sound a little bit toolish...
J Stud 1
Profile-wise I can't support either of them. JStud #1 was vague as hell and clearly not trying. JStud #2 was clearly trying his ass off... but self-deprecation (even in a witty way) is my all time number one turn off. That being said I'm going to base this on looks alone and go with #1.
i like #1 better..
and I def know who you both think is hotter!
ps.. its a win-win situation for Ange anyways!
J#1 for the mere profile alone...no offense but #2 got ugly the minute he gave a shout out to his MOM.
On hottness alone....stud #1...however his Bio SCREAMS douche bag.....Stud #2's bio didnt scream any less or any louder....but the cats creep me out and I get the feeling he lives in his grandmother's basement.
I'd go for #1. #2 has two pussies on his lap; he looks like he would fit the role of a Matrix agent as well. Yawwnnn.
#1 by far!
Uhhh #1 for sure! He's zexy! #2 is trying way too hard to be clever and sarcasticly cute..he is not at all. he is totally a douche. I can't tell you how many dudes I've met like this. Some people are initially fooled by their trickery only to realize they are in fact a huge douche. and he's just not so studly at all.
Jstud#1 had me until I read his bio. He's trying way to hard. JStud#2 made me laugh after I realized he was being sarcastic. The part where he said that you don't even have to be seen together, just sit at a distance across a cafe cracked me up. Then I realized the cat is yawning on his lap, which, for some reason, I foudn hilarious.
#2
JStud #2. I can't tell if it's honesty or sarcasm but I love it either way.
I would say #2, but they're both ridiculous pictures. #1's gazing off into the distance like he sees something, and don't get me started on that hat. #2's clearly *trying very hard* to be the cuter one with those cats.
So #1-because #2 is way too keen.
So is this based on looks?? or personality?
#2 is a dreamboat...if you like sinking ships.
if anna chose number two, then you should make her run around naked, covered in pet hair.
#1 duh.
Yeah, change one of those #1s to #2. I went only on the photo last time. Clearly #2 is way better. Funny and cute? Totally.
Both of their profiles are kind of lame, so I had to base my vote just on looks. JStud #1
Mid-day clear ups:
1.) This is based on total presented package. But if it's a close call, I support basing your decision purely on looks.
2.) I realize the options aren't that awesome. We're working with what we had presented to us.
3.) I am having the worst fucking day and reading all of your hateful and hilarious votes have helped me not cry. Exponentially. So thank you.
#1 is hot, but #2 is funny. If you want a hot sex fling go with 1 if you want to get married go with 2!
TC
number 2, but both pics are kind of awkward
JStud #1 wins
#2 loses all points possible for owning a cat.
#1 all the way.....
the cat.
#2 - just barely
# 2 wins. who says "I enjoy humor most of all and have been able to keep people smiling all my life thus far." what does that even mean?
Catman dug his own grave.
Stud #1 for sure.
#1 wins
As a guy, I try to come at these types of questions from girls as if I were picking a guy for my nonexistant sister, and I'd initially say #2.
#1 looks like a complete d-bag. Look at the freakin camera when you're taking a picture of yourself, and take of the hat. If you're so into the beach and the guitar, you should have a picture of yourself at the beach playing the guitar. Then you wouldn't have to talk all about it in your "about me" (although you probably still would...and how much jack johnson has been your inspiration in life and how you listened to him all through college but knew about his music like waaaaaaay before that)
#2 just looks lame. He would probably at least buy you stuff though, so if you're looking for some free food and entertainment he might be a good for that. He would definitely want you to play with his cats though, and upon returning home after a date he'd talk to his cats like two sorority girls talk when they haven't seen each other in "like foreverrrrr."
I say #1 because he won't care as much when you realize he is a human parasite and you stop calling him. #2 would be all like, "can we at least be friends? can we hang out some time? is it still alright if i send you flowers? why aren't you calling me back?"
#1 is hotter. #2 is your choice (the cat is such a giveaway).
Neither are worth punching over...
Burrito night next week?
**via email, my mom just voted the following:**
i don't trust any guy who uses "quite" and "thus" in the same paragraph. Plus no. 2 is just cuter and funnier.
from anonymous mom
lesser of two evils, right?
#2, i guess.
i can picture ocean-loving, surfer dude "rockin" out, doing his best jack johnson / jason mraz (look at the hat) impression. that alone would kill ya.
the second guy is definitely trying too hard, isn't funny whatsoever. and the way his pic is cropped, i'm afraid his forehead might go on FOREVER.
#1 !
#1
Based on looks alone, #1 is hotter. However, I know I'd get bored with him after about 20 minutes, so #2, with his stellar personality, definitely wins out.
re: geoff's comment-
we are so on for burrito night next week, it's already on my calendar. in pen. i'm not fucking around.
I've rethought my position. The cat would have to go, and so would that ridiculous hat, in order for me to be interested in either of these guys. The first guy is trying too hard to be Jason Mraz and the second guy is banking on his cute nerd factor to lull you into a relationship. I vote neither.
#1. I'd bang him. Succinct and it comes off as actually honest. #2 sounds like he wrote his section after eight re-writes.
#1
If you'd like a 3-date stand, I'd go #1. If you want someone whose company you enjoy, #2. Thus, if I'm on JDate (which I actually am) I would choose to meet up with #2.
Looks alone would warrant Stud 1, but his bio is pretty standard "I'm cool, please hit this, look at my hat!"
Stud 2 is totally 4'9"--you can tell by the tone of his writing. His bio speaks volumes, but at least he tries.
The second fella would probably be more entertaining. #1 would probably make you listen to his Dave Matthews cover band.
JStud #1 hands down.
Jstud #2 for sure. Beware of #1jstud: the surfing musician with that kind of hat usually doesn't have that much of a sense of humor and he'll probably think he's better looking than you. #2 sounds like a normal guy with the hilarity/congeniality being the surprise bonus.
For the people instantly choosing #2 because he is "witty".. that is kind of scary. What if this guy isn't joking at all? You just chose a complete weirdo. However, if he is joking about everything on there then he might be a better choice than lame #1. If he isn't joking then I think #1 wins by default.
#2 because I laugh at my own jokes too
UPDATES:
- Sam. Keep your hands off either Anna or my man unless you want one (or both) of us will shank you.
- And because a bunch of people have brought up #2's height, I'll say for the record that his profile says he's 6'2". Let that sway you how you will.
After much flip flopping I'm going to go with JDate #1.
After reading #2's "about me" and the fact that he's posing with a kitten (and it looks like he could be pleasuring himself)I am sure that #1 should be deemed the winner.
jstud no. 2. anyone that says "the ocean is amazing" in their profile needs a bitchslap. oh and this vote counts for 2 because my friend robyn, a seasoned j-dater, totally agrees.
#1
#1 DUH. who picks a guy with a pussy in his lap and a creepy half grin???
J-stud #2. his about me is hilarious, and the cats are a plus. also he's much more attractive.
and seriously, j-stud #1? fedora's went out of style 3 years ago. also, #16: The Accidental Self-Photographer Shot.
#2! His "About Me" section was well written, witty, and sarcastic, traits that make him more appealing.
The fact that JStud#1 spends his time playing the guitar and searching for beaches waves to surf (which I presume is his secondary interest, since music is his "main" interest and all), it's safe to assume that his work status falls into the un/under employed category. Not that there is anything wholly wrong with that, but nothing about this guy suggests that he has any ambition to do anything but stare at the ocean and take posed candid pictures of himself. Pass
JStud#2's self-depricating humor suggests that, at best, he is interesting. At worst, he is painfully awkward and may display some stalkerish tendencies down the road. And aside from the potential danger associated with such tendencies, some stalkerish moves can serve to boost the stalkee's ego. (Stalkee's phone rings during dinner with friends. Friend asks, "Who is that?" Stalkee replies casually, "Oh just my stalker." Friend exclaims "Oh girl! You and your men!" Secretly, friend wants a stalker, too).
My vote is for #2.
JStud #2 is my soulmate.
I struggle to understand how this is even a contest. #2 is clearly joking, which makes the creepy cat picture exponentially more acceptable, funny even.
#2 all the way.
pet hair? for real?
#1 is the way to go.
#2
J Stud #1, even though their "about me"'s make them both look like tools.
neither are that attractive but physically i guess One is better but personality, i like teh style of numero DOS
#2...but he'd have to get rid of the cats.
um J-Stud 1 is super hot. 2 is NOT!!!
stud number one is hotter. and im also gonna venture the guess that number 1 is the one anna thought was hot, because she has a thing for guys with hats. i think thats her one prerequisite when picking a boyfriend: must wear hats.
People voted for #1??? His picture is all creepy and grainy and in the dark and his glazy eyes are staring at something fascinating in the distance when you knowww he took that pic on his own.
#2 for sure. Cmon. I don't even like cats and that's funny.
number 1. number 2 is probably better in person...i hope.
#2
#1, but solely because he looks like he'd be good in bed - and let's be honest, that's what I'm looking for in a man.
I will have to say #1. Although #2 is suggested to me by the lovely (evil) site and I never read the about me, he seems kinda funny. Maybe I should say hi.
Anna, are you freaked out by JDate like me?? We should talk, I promise not to hit.
i actually think #2 is cuter, but appears to be trying too hard, so the final vote goes for JSTUD #1
upon first glance, i thought #1, but then i read their bios, and if forced to pick, i would go with #2. but in the real world, i would go with neither. but since this is a scientific poll, put me down for #2.
#1
Absolutey #2!!!...his sarcasm is exactly like yours, his bio is exactly like something you would write...and honestly, I think he's cuter. Please refer to your post on facebook analyzing the facebook profile pic, which is completely accurate..and #1 takes himself too seriously.
I vote number 1! Due greatly to the fact that most guys who loves their cats are coo-coo bananas. Dudes are suppose to love their their smelly dogs and run around and play frisbee. Cats are for ladies who destined to be alone and be tagged "the cat lady", ya know who lives at the end of the block and wears sweaters and drinks tea on the porch creepily
gonna have to go with #2
I'm going with JStud #2- I feel like we could get blasted together and it would be hysterical!
J-Stud #1 obvi. I can't tell if #2 is trying to be funny. Self-depreciating humor is fine...when there's a punchline. Plus, guys with cats? no thanks.
#2.
#1 isn't even attractive and he's a dullard.
#2 is cute and funny. I hope that cat pic is part of the joke.
numba two
#1 for sure.
#2 tried to go the witty/sarcastic route but failed miserably. sucks, though, because he's kinda cute.
#1
Number two. Number one would be a surfer dork. Plus, do you use JDate to find surfers? Not in my experience. JDate is to find a cute mench.
Um. I choose neither. But Anna said I had to make a choice or else....so I reluctantly choose JStud(not)#1. While I do not find him remotely attractive...there is nothing I find more unattractive then someone who is always covered in pet hair (#2). Ugh, what if it gets in your mouth?! Sick. So, # 1 it is...
#2 for sure, at least he'd be interesting to talk to, weirdo's are always a barrel of fun!
Rachel Brandon- I am not on Jdates because I am not one of God's chosen people/am Catholic as the day is long but YIKES BIKES. It boggles one's mind how these "men(if you will?)" choose the profile pictures they do for themselves. Stop having your mom take the picture and get your ass out there! Oy vey!
-Anna "I swear I didn't Chris Brown Meg" H.
J-Stud #1 is hands down more attractive! Even with the somewhat tool-ish "I'm a chill guy and what everyone to know it" hat. Plus I'm pretty that he's gonna be much more attractive than J-Stud #2 when he takes off his shirt!
If I passed by these guys on the street, I would say #1 is hotter, but I am a fan of guys with stubble. That hat was a bad idea. Also - not looking at the camera is weird. Put the hat and profile (he's trying WAY too hard to be "cool") together and it makes me want to lean more towards # 2... if it weren't for those damn cats I woudn't be so hesitant to switch over to him. I definitely like #2's profile better - even if his excessive "wit" would get old WAY fast...
But hey - they poll is about which one is hotter - so I stick with #1. He's got good teeth.
#1. He sounds like a douche, but would likely be fantastic in bed. #2 sounds like the friend who thinks he's cool but tries way to hard to actually attract anyone.
And the cat is creepy. I hate cats.
Stud #1 FOR SURE!! ew what a weirdo # 2 is. who says that?????
Stud #1 FOR SURE!! ew what a weirdo # 2 is. who says that?????
#2
Ick...If this is solely based on hottness then JStud #1 by default. (Although he looks like a total db and would obviously only be beneficial to someone in a physical sense.)
Reasoning:
1)Who wants a man covered in pet hair? Nasty.
2)Did #2 just give his mother a shout-out on JDate? Wtf?
3)#1 is apparently bald, but has nice teeth.
J-Stud #1, definitely. Yum.
JStud #2 is holding a cat people! JStud #1 for sure!
#2 for sure!! #1 is trying to hide with that dark lighting in the back and his bio is wicked boring!
#2 is hotter and has a better bio. jstud #2 all the way. but then, i'm a prepster, so i like a boy in a button-down
the choice was obvious... # 1 and you know i'm a serial j-dater... come on audrey... they prob both suck in real life.. can you send me the legit link to #1 cus i'd totes go on a date with him ;)
jill
That's definitely a hard one but I think I would contact #2 and hope that he really is just joking about the whole cat obsession. Even if he's not, at least his bio made me smile.
#1 for sure.
You can never trust a single man with a cat.....unless you like the needy types!
That's definitely a hard one but I think I would contact #2 and hope that he really is just joking about the whole cat obsession. Even if he's not, at least his bio made me smile.
J-Stud #2! But I love me some geekyness....
#1 Meg! If I didnt know better Id think you intentionally altered #2 profile blurb to be slash sound as ridiculous as it did. Who writes that shit and then actually hopes to meet someone
jstud #1!!
If number two's sarcasm was not convincing that he's funny enough to go on a date with.
Totally #2
If we are going on looks, Jstud #1. But let's face it, the written personality (even though he says he lacks it) of Jstud # 2 is enough to give him the nod of intelligence and intellectually hot.
any guy who says he surfs and/or plays guitar on a dating website is a tool. somehow i just know :)
J-stud #1 is hotter, but by the profile, I'd probably rather date J-stud #2. So if the question is just who's hotter, definitely J-stud #1.
#2. any man who references his mom in a personal ad gets my vote.
kitten = fail
#1
J stud #1 obvi!
number 1 based on pictures alone...but his interest in medieval stuff freaks me out
number 2 seems hilarious and his about me made me laugh out loud so DEF number 2 no question
based on looks alone #1 (#2 looks a little douche-y)
based on type of pose in the picture #2 (#1 is totally trying to do the "i'm taking a picture of myself while not looking at the camera" shot)
based on description #2 (#1 doesn't sound as fun)
#1.
if it wasn't for the cat.. #2's wit would compensate for his face
#1 minus the profile
J-Stud #1
jstud 1
I vote for #2.
I mean, #1 is better-looking, but the dumb hat ruins it. Plus, #2 sounds like he needs the date more.
I have to go with #1. Although #2 has a better description, he's cut out of half the picture, not a good sign, he could have freakishly large ears or something.
JSTUD #1.. DEFINITELY!
#1 all the way! He's cute
on personality alone, #2 but any single guy with 2 cats probably has some issues! physically i'd be more inclined to choose #1 but neither is terribly attractive.
#1 = HOT; #2 = Super cute. #1 is definitely night o' fun material and someone that could be cool to hang out with. #2 is definitely boyfriend material. count my vote depending on which one you're looking for - fun or boyfriend!
This isn't really fair, since the options are SO obvious as to who picked who. But since I love you and Anna equally, I guess I'm still unbiased.
But on hottness only, Jstud #1.
P.S. I kinda wanted to opt for option C. None of the above. Is that bad?
#1!!!
JStud #2
JStud #2 to be friends with, I think he has a good sense of humor and doesn't take himself too seriously.
But to go on a date, I'd say JStud #1
JStud #1!
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