Overheard at the Bar

The following exchanges today with Ondreah, a server at the bar, pretty much made up for the fact that it was raining and cold and barely anyone came in all day:

Me: So where do you live?
Ondreah: Southside.
Me: ::nodding my head:: Ah. Gotcha.
Ondreah: PFFF, Moe! Moe! ::Moe walks over:: I just told Meghan that I live on the Southside and she's all nodding her head like she hangs out there! HAHAHA!
Me: I never said I hung out there!
Moe: I bet you've never even been there.
Me: YEA HUH! I did my college community service there!!!
::Ondreah and Moe look at eachother, crack up, and promptly walk away::


[While talking about an episode of Intervention]
Ondreah: He spent like $84,000 in three weeks on crack and cars and alcohol and trickin'...
Me: Yikes. That's impressive!
Ondreah: ...Do you know what "trickin'" is?
Me: Prostitution.
Ondreah: No, it's buying pussy.
Me: Is there a difference between buying pussy and prostitution?
Ondreah: Oh girl, you are straight outta the suburbs.