Drinking Game Fridays are Back!

Happy drinking game Friday! In honor of last night’s Skins season opener, I decided this weekend’s drinking game should be football related. I tried to make a football drinking game, but my rules were a little vague (take a sip when the middle guy runs down the lawn to the thick line…thing...with the oblong shaped ball...) so I decided against it. True, I don’t know a lot about football, but I do know a lot about teen drinking and concussions, so I’m going to meet you in the middle. Break out the pom-poms, slide a fiver in your teacher’s g-string and throw that fuckin' pigskin! It’s time for the Varsity Blues Drinking Game!



I insist this game be played only with domestic, good old fashioned, American-made beer, specifically Budweiser. Oh, you only drink Guinness fancy boy? Well guess what? I DON’T WANT, YOUR LIFE. (Haha…I could do this all night.) (That’s what she said.)

Take One Sip When:
- Someone says “fuck”
- Mox talks about Brown
- A player gets injured
- Someone says a synonym for “penis”
- Cheerleaders do a cheer
- Jon Voight blows a whistle

Take Two Sips When:
- A Foo-Fighter song plays
- Someone gets hit with a football (this includes mascots)
- Mox’s brother dresses up as a religious leader
- Darcy wears short-shorts or a mini-skirt

Finish Your Drink When:
- Billy Bob passes out
- Mox gets accepted to Brown
- Whipped cream replaces clothing

Happy weekend everyone and see you back in the office Monday morning!