A you all know the 2 birds do not enjoy their jobs. Yesterday they decided to compile a list of things they would rather be doing than working for THE MAN (or in their cases, bitchy old ladies who can't get laid)
Eat, Drink, Be Marry
Dancing to the song currently on Pandora
Going to a lame wedding that has no open bar
Going to a Paper wedding
Making a mimosa
Doing shots of cheap vodka
Attending a poison concert
Attending a Dave Mathews Band concert
Country line dancing
(Specifically cotton-eyed-jo-ing or boot scootin’ boogies)
Attending a baby or wedding shower
I want your sex
Fucking a hot girl/guy*
Cuddling with a hot girl/guy*
Cooking for a hot girl/guy*
Looking at a picture of a hot girl/guy*
Shaving our own person
Shaving another person
Watching Amish porn
Em-barr- assed
Buying condoms for a friend
Buying yeast infection cream
Going to the OBGYN
Bathing suit shopping
Coming out to family members
Personal and Home Grooming
Cleaning up my apartment for the HOPE of a hot person coming over
Getting corn-rows
Folding laundry
Plucking your eyebrows
Windexing bookshelves
Alphabetizing DVD's
Educational
Talking to junkies
Sitting in on history 101 at a community college
Re-living middle school
Wikipedia the entire cast of Saved by the Bell
Going to intensive French camp
Running AA meetings (big book)
Let’s Get Physical
Playing badminton
Coaching Tee Ball
Going to a high school gym class
Going to field hockey practice
Playing floor hockey (with goggles and mouth guards)
Camping
Standard Activities
Privately pooping
Sleeping
Commuting
Standing in line at the post office
Sitting in an airport with a latte, Vanity Fair, and cell phone.
Watching infomercials
Going to church
Look mom!
Modge podging something to something else.
Making a Sand Sculpture
Joining a Sorority
Tie-dying t-shirts
Teaching elementary school art
* A mediocre male/female will do.
Fess up 90% of you hate your jobs, so what would you rather be doing right now?
La Croix sweetie, La Croix,
The 2birds
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