“Yeah we in luck down in the muck”

This week's drinking game is DISNEYS THE LITTLE MERMAID. Combining drinking and childhood memories is always quality.

The Little Mermaid came out during "that time" of my childhood. I was aware of what was going on but young enough everything was still magical. When I saw the redhead (who in my 5 year old way wanted to bone) screw legs I wanted to swim all day.

I was a bit of a ham as a child and for that Christmas (oh CHRISTMAS of 1989 you were the best ever; I got this pimp microphone with flashing lights and a baby sister!)

I ran around the house with my awesome microphone—which was not an easy because it had a large stand where said flashing lights were located-- singing Little Mermaid Songs as loud as I could. Only I would wear my bathing while I performed around the house even in cold Western New York because DUH I was a mermaid! And unlike all these little girls now a green bathing suit was a quality replacement for fins.

Uncreative little ho, she does not know what it is like to wear a bathing suit in winter for the sake of performance.

In honor of The Little Mermaid's famous jugs olden and I made and enjoyed some awesome nipple cupcakes.

On to the movie!

Take a sip…

Before every song to lubricate the vocal cords. SING ALONG!

When a parent/chaperone reprimands a child. (Stupid mermaid parents on land yell at their kids too)

Clothes mysteriously appear / disappear with transformations from human to merperson.

When Scuttle uses the awesome power of BSing with confidence

Anyone gives a convenient recap of information.

When something your 1989 self would not find sexual all of a sudden is sexual. (or racist)

Take two sips…

Every time the "Ariel's theme" is sung either by Ariel or the imposter

When someone dies/has a near death experience

Finish your drink

There is a happy ending

This game will bring out the kid in you. Get ready for some GREAT childhood stories from friends.

I wish I could quit you,
Eddie